Top 3 Words I Will Never, Ever Spell Correctly

3. Excercise

2. Laberynth

1. Hanukkah*

*To be honest, I'm not convinced this word HAS a correct spelling. I think they change it just to fuck with everyone - like "So this year it's gonna be two N's and only one K." Am I right, Jews? Does it change? Just admit it- I caught you.

Top 6 Clues That You're Lazy

(*Not that I've done these or anything, I'm just sayin'...)

6. You've ashed your cigarette in at least ten things that aren't an ashtray

5. You try to throw something at your lightswitch to turn it off from your bed

4. You look for long items within reach (umbrella, etc) to use to push your door closed so you don't have to get up

3. You drank soda from a measuring cup because you didn't feel like doing dishes

2. You're working on a painting at your desk and realized you didn't put water in the cup to rinse off your brushes between colors so you take some from your hamster's waterbottle because his cage is right there

1. You hear your dog in the other room possibly going through the trash so you knock on the table knowing he'll run to the door barking and stop whatever he was doing

Top 5 Gayest-Sounding Dog Breeds

5. Brussels Griffon


4. Soft Coated Wheaten Terrier


3. Cardigan Welsh Corgi


2. Cavalier King Charles Spaniel


1. Dandie Dinmont Terrier